Collection: Birthday Rude
Not for the faint-hearted – our Rude Birthday Cards are bold, brash, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least a shocked expression!).
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Did you know that if you text you boss go fuck yourself
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WHISKEY, ALPHA, NOVEMBER, KILO, ECHO, ROMEO
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PAPA, ROMEO, INDIA, CHARLIE, KILO
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FOXTROT, UNIFORM, CHARLIE, KILO, OSCAR, FOXTROT, FOXTROT
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Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering
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Age Is Just A Number. In Your Case A Fuckin Big One
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Behind Every Good Woman Theres a man trying to do fuckall Happy Birthday
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Sex at your age is like trying to play pool with a rope.
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Give a Man a Fish, He’ll eat For A Day. Give Him A Pen
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Life Is A Lot Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Relaxed And Hanging Freely.
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When 3 People Have Sex It’s Called A Threesome.
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Cheer Up Fuckface Its Your Birthday Happy Birthday
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May Your Birthday Be Absolutely Fucking Splendid Happy Birthday
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Women’s Arse Size A New Study Reveals Interesting Findings
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My Wife Just Stopped And Said “You Weren’t Even Listening Were You?”
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Wishing You A Fucktard Free Birthday Happy Birthday
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Sometimes All A Man Needs Is A Hug Around His Penis With A Vagina Happy Birthday
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Three Stages Of Life 1. Birth 2. What The Fuck Is This 3. Death Happy Birthday
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You’re A Classy Mother Fucker Happy Birthday
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Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More Than Stupid
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