Collection: Valentine's Day Rude
For couples who love banter, innuendos, and brutally honest laughs. This cheeky collection of 50+ designs is definitely not for the faint-hearted. Naughty, bold, and totally unfiltered – just how love should be.
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Your Clothes Bother Me! (Take Them Off)
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You Make My Fanny Tingle Card
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You Make My Cock Rock Card
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You Are Important To Me And To My Cock
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Yes, I Have A Dirty Mind
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Yes Asshole I Do Care About You
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Would You Like To Stroke My Pussy
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Wine, Dine & Sixty Nine
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Thanks For Loving Me (Even When I Don't Shave My Minge)
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Thank You For All The Orgasms
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Talking To You Makes My Day (But So Does Oral Sex)
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Sex Is Not The Answer. Sex Is The Question. Yes Is The Answer.
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Using My Hand
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Orgasms Are Like Cooking
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Loyalty & Orgasms That's All I Want
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Let's Have Ninja Sex
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It’s Not That I’m Horny All The Time
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I Was Sexy As Fuck Licking This Envelope!
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I Was Going to Get You a Nice Valentine’s Card Then I Remembered You’re a Cunt Card
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I May Not Go Down In History
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