Collection: Birthday Dictionary
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Adult (noun) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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Alcohol (noun) A buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people more attractive. Makes obviously stupid ideas seem good.
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Ambitchous (Adjective) When someone strives to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
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Ask-hole (noun) A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
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Bad-assery (noun) Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.
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Beer-gasm (verb) The emotional climatic moment when you take that first sip of beer at the end of the day.
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Birth-day (noun) A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
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Birth-day (noun) An excuse to drink until you forget how old you are.
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Cyco-path (noun) Someone who is suffering from chronic bike riding disorder with abnormal urges to ride and feel free. See also: bike wanker
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Faculty (verb) Cockney rhyming slang for “There’s no more PG Tips.
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Fif-tee (noun) Still hot but mostly in flushes. Your skin eats more cream than you do.
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Flaw-some (Adjective) An individual who embraces their flaws and knows they are awesome regardless.
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Flaw-tistic (Adjective) A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.
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Friend (noun) Someone who listens, doesn’t judge and somehow makes everything all right. Provides wine.
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Fuck (Verb) Probably the only fucking word that can be put every fucking where and make fucking sense. Fuckers.
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Fuckening (Noun) When your day is going too well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Eg: Ah, there it is, the fuckening
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Funcle (noun) Like a dad only cooler. Jokes are funny. The man. See also: badass.
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Gin-cident (noun) An event which happened due to one too many gins.
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Girl-friend (noun) Someone who holds certain superhuman abilities. See also: Mind control, mood swings, shopping and talking.
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Glow-getter (noun) A driven busy gal who strives to achieve her goals in life while attaining a beautiful glow both inside and out.
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